DUMPED (11 January 2007 00:56)
This girl made a major mistake, and she surely pays for it. Listen as it all unfolds.
President Gerald R. Ford dies at age 93 (27 December 2006)
James Brown dies at age 73 (25 December 2006, 01:45)
Crippled Girl Trick (5 December 2005, 18:17)
This is a greak prank to pull on someone. Take a look at what this woman does.
Band from K-Mart?? (2 December 2006, 16:46)
I came across this letter. This is quite funny. Take a look at this.
PA Driver Warning (1 December 2006, 16:37)
For those of you who don't show the courtesy when driving, now the law will make it so. Tale a look here.
My Children (1 December 2006, 02:22)
Can you see your parents doing this to you? Take a look.
128MB, 128MB!! (28 November 2006, 00:52)
This sales person, who obviously has no brain or sense of what he's talking about, tries to sell this Dell computer on the show. Take a look at this.
NASCAR Championship...(19 November 2006, 20:03)
Curses !!! Jimmy Johnson...
Some Coldstone Creamery Coupons (14 November 2006, 19:32)
How small we really are (13 November 2006, 02:32)
This is an interesting video that shows how small Earth really is. Take a look.
Student taped to light pole on campus (25 October 2006, 17:02)
UNIVERSITY PARK -- Penn State police responded to a report at 9:41 p.m. Friday that several male students had duct-taped another male student and a mattress to a light pole near Porter Hall. The students were identified and will be referred to the university's Office of Judicial Affairs, police said. Click here for direct link.
Tony takes first place at Kansas Speedway (1 October 2006, 21:00)
Tony takes yet another first place in Kansas City, Kansas. Funny thing though, he crossed the finish line puttering along becase he ran out of gas on the last lap. but of course, if you have been keeping up, this didn't matter to the Home Depot crew because Tony had been knocked out of the championship running. Full story at NASCAR.
WTF??? (27 September 2006, 19:41)
What is wrong with Assistant District Attorney Lance Marshall? Take a look at this.
This is the greatest prank yet... (21 September 2006, 23:21)
You just have to watch, it's great. Click here to see the video.
Need your computer worked on? (24 July 2006, 20:30)
If you are one of the many people in need of help with your computer, please drop me a line, and I will be glad to work out a solution with you. You can send me a message via any of the following links: Text Message, AIM or firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pennsylvania 500 (24 July 2006, 20:24)
So because I have awesome friends who know that I'm a wonderful person, I was invited to go to the Pocono Raceway and watch the NASCAR race on Sunday, 23 July 2006. It was a great time, and I want to thank Kris for thinking of me. You ROCK Kris !!
I'm selling my phone [SOLD](9 July 2006, 16:57, updated 24 July 2006, 20:12)
My old VX6000 is on sale on eBay. If you are interested take a look at it here.
Not a good idea (6 July 2006, 20:45)
House votes to make English state's official language (29 June 2006, 13:41)
The Associated Press
HARRISBURG -- As the national debate over immigration rages, the state House of Representatives approved legislation Wednesday that would make English the official language of Pennsylvania.
The measure would require both the state and local governments to conduct business and use official documents written only in English. The House voted 122-70 to attach it to legislation concerning state Insurance Department fees and passed the amended bill 159-34.
"We want to reaffirm that English is our language," said Rep. C. Adam Harris, R-Juniata, who sponsored the amendment. "I think it'll streamline government -- we'll be printing only one form, which will save many, many taxpayer dollars in the future."
The measure now goes to the Senate, where its immediate fate was uncertain as lawmakers awaited final agreement on a state budget for the fiscal year that begins Saturday. It provides exceptions in certain situations, such as when public safety, health or justice require the use of another language.
Baby Expressions (21 June 2006, 18:51)
I have a collection of baby photos and I thought some of their expressions were great. Check them out.
I'm going to get you Gadget.
I'm so cute.
Thank you Daddy.
Duh, I dunno.
Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn (19 June 2006, 23:09)
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England, nor french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
Games (17 June 2006, 19:44)
I have added the games back to the website. I have been told that some of you sit and play these games, so far be it for me to interrupt your game playing needs. Play on playa.